Just...Let's Celebration

By Genfrost
Mono算是明白了。
原来自己这几天又黏上博客是因为期末将至不好意思赤裸裸地颓了……所以上博客来朝花夕拾下什么的。
那么咧,今天就是2008的1001天了……也就是说Mono要不交网费的话明天就得跟Internet说再见了……本来打定主意以不交网费为不颓的开头,结果发现学习大厅还是的上网的啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……Mono还差两次才做完呢。
所以咧,动摇吧动摇吧。

还有一个理由就是现在主要用来杀时间的游戏Fallout3还是超越Mono的承受能力了……像是那些动不动就有巨型昆虫冒出来的游戏……Mono还是心血少啊。

刚挖到个史前鉴定物……想当年Mono初中高中都做了回,好像是初中三十多高中二十多(……还倒退了),现在在大学呆了半年,看结果:
您的精神年齡44歲
與您實際年齡差25歲
幼稚度56%
成熟度54%
老化度72%
啊,Mono越来越老了……希望能赶紧成为成步堂那样的大叔!

发现校内真是险恶,点名这种东西……当然在当年blog刚出来的时候已经有了,还被Noah同学点过……然后校内也被点了一回,不过这回被点的问题扯到的领域Mono还是装没看见的好……其实装不装也差不多了,因为11月底被人点的名12月底才看见……

算了,隔壁在玩鬼泣引诱我……写的跟流水账似的先就此搁键盘吧。


然后咧Mono又回来了……挖到很久以前的Feaden放出的一笑话:

About Haircut
Men and women differ a lot from how they look at the story of someone getting a haircut.


Women's version:
Woman2:Oh!You got a haircut!That's so cute!
Woman1:Do you think so?I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.I mean,you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2:Oh God no!No,it's perfect.I'd love to get my hair cut like that,but I think my face is too wide.I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1:Are you serious?I think your face is adorable.And you could easily get one of those special cuts that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2:Oh-that's funny!I would love to have your neck!Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1:Are you kidding?I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.Everything appears so well on you.I mean, look at my arms-see how short they are?If I had shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.


Men's version:
Man2:Haircut?
Man1:Yeah.
Feaden最后解释说:本篇旨在说明女人废话多。


再追加一很传神的插图。
 

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